Evil Features
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Hellfire Speed
Loads faster than your will to live.
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Dark Mode Only
Light mode was sacrificed at dawn. There is no toggle.
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Soul-Friendly
We only take the ones you weren't using anyway.
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Villain Tier
Monologues included. Cackling is mandatory.
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Haunted Notifications
Our reminders arrive precisely when you least expect them.
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Mad Scientist Mode
Mix questionable ideas in a lab coat. Safety goggles optional; evil grin required.
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Secret Lair Sync
Your plans are safe in a vault guarded by one extremely suspicious raven.
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Dramatic Entrance
Thunderous vibes, ominous timing, and absolutely no explanation.
Evidence From The Evil Photo Vault
Highly Unnecessary Evil Plans
Press for a harmlessly petty scheme. No actual villainy required.
Your next questionable idea awaits.
Souls Collected
0(click anywhere to help the count)
Doomsday Clock
--until evilass.app is ripped from my cold, dead hands (28th October 2027)
The Evil Oath
Press the button, mortal.